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Tortimer quotes

Animal Crossing

Meeting

  • "Eh? Whuh? Who are you? You! Whippersnapper! Tell me something: who do you respect the most?"
    • (Player answers "My mom," "My dad," or "My grandma") "Hrmmm... Youth. Hmmmmph. I weep for the younger generation. It pains this old heart... Listen to me, sprout. What's your name? ...<player>, eh? Ah. I see. Human, aren't you? My name's Tortimer. And I'm the mayor here in <town name>. Yepper. Pret-ty important job. You seem like a good kid. Listen! Whenever there's a holiday or some kind of event, come talk to me. I'm sure I'll have some interesting stuff to pass on. Yepper! I surely will! Heh heh hehhh hoorf!"
    • (Player answers "My grandpa") "Well now! Have my wizened old looks inspired respect? You may be young, but you have a keen eye! Tell me, what's your name? ...<player>? Well. That's nice. It's...different. Your parents must be...proud. My name is Tortimer. I happen to be the mayor here in <town name>. Yepper! Quite the big job. You seem like a decent sort. Whenever there's a holiday or an event going on in town, why don't you come see me? I'm sure I'll have some interesting stuff to pass on. Yepper! I surely will! Heh heh hehhh hoorf!"

Conversations

  • "Look now, <player>... The townsfolk here have certain expectations for their town. With me so far? So what do you say we work together to make <town name> the best town we can! Yepper!"
  • "Do we read each other loud and clear, <player>? Come find me when there's an event going on in town!"
  • "<player>... Remember that the mayor keeps a watchful, unblinking eye over this town. ...Except during naps."

Porter quotes

Animal Crossing

April Fool's Day

  • "I've heard that Mr. Resetti has no fur underneath his helmet. That poor, poor mole...eek! April Fool!"

Lazy villager quotes

Animal Crossing

Greetings

  • "Hey, <catchphrase>..."
  • "Good morning... Good evening... Whatever it is, <catchphrase>..."
  • "Nice night, huh, <player>?"
  • "What the...? <player>! Whoa, whoa! Slow down! You're talking waaay too fast. I'm not going anywhere, you know, <catchphrase>!"
  • "Let's see here, now... You're... No, no, don't say! ...<player>, right? Man, if you're heading out at this time of night, you must have overslept something fierce, <catchphrase>!"
    • (Followed by this) "Umm, what's up, <catchphrase>?"
    • (Followed by this) "So, what do you need, <catchphrase>?"
    • (Followed by this) "Yeah, so what did you need me for, <catchphrase>?"
      • (Player says no) "Oh, <catchphrase>."
      • (Player says no) "Sure, OK. That's fine, <catchphrase>."
      • (Player says no) "That's fine, <catchphrase>."

Sad

  • "Stop being so pushy, <player>!"
  • "Whoa, hello! <player>, you ever heard of personal space?
  • "Hey! Stop it, <player>! Seriously!"
  • "I don't like it when you're mean to me, <player>..."
  • "<player>, quit it..."
  • "I don't think we can be friends right now, <catchphrase>. So, I think I'll just wait until you send me some fruit and stuff. You'll do that, right, <player>?"
  • "I think we need some time apart, <catchphrase>."
  • "Darn it... Look what you've done! You've made me hungry. Unless you have some cake, leave me alone!"

Angry

  • "I'm not always all smiles, you know! You don't want me bustin' out angry all over you, so back off, <catchphrase>!"

Talking too much

  • "Oh, give me a break... Seriously, who do I have to see about getting you to leave me alone, <catchphrase>!"
  • "Oh, wow... Why are you hassling me? I just want to be alone for a while, <catchphrase>."
  • "Hmph... You know, I think I'm feeling a little antisocial. I want to be alone, <catchphrase>."

Woken up in daytime

  • "Yawn! Aaahhh! I fell asleep again! No matter how many times everyone reminds me not to, I keep falling asleep out here, <catchphrase>."

Stung by a bee

  • "Ouch... You got stung on every inch of your face! Did you wash your face with bees or what? <player>, you gotta be the most unlucky person I know, <catchphrase>! Bar none! Me? I just make sure I never get chased by bees! Cowardice has its own rewards, or so they say, <catchphrase>!"

Jock villager quotes

Animal Crossing

Early in-game

  • "There’s a bunch of gear I want to buy, but I gotta save up some serious coinage before I can afford it all… Not like it's a huge deal or anything. There's more ways to earn money than you can believe, <catchphrase>! Me, I usually go and catch some fish or bugs, then sell them at the Nookster's. It's like getting paid to work out! Ol' Nook, he'll buy pretty much anything you find in <town name>. Except garbage. There's no market for it! I've even sold him stuff I found in other towns, <catchphrase>. He pays top Bell for imports! You should be selling stuff to him, too, <player>. Unless, of course, you don't need loot, <catchphrase>!"
  • "I wonder why nobody's changed the town tune lately. Is this town slowly becoming less funkified? I mean, anybody can do it! All you gotta do is go to the big bulletin board by the post office and mess with it. You're welcome to change it, <player>. You look like you got groove. But don't do it unless you're serious! It's the town's theme song, after all, so it better be something that rocks the house, <catchphrase>! Hey! Isn't there another bulletin board over by your pad? I'm sure I saw one over around there! I think that's where they post info about any events going on in town! In fact, I'm sure of it! Remember to check it every once in a while if you want to stay on top of current events, <catchphrase>!"
  • "Hey, how many of the houses by yours are still open? I never have any clue about the real-estate market. I sure hope more of you people move in there. It'd make <town name> much cooler, <catchphrase>! If any of those houses are still empty, you definitely should talk some pals into moving in, <player>! I mean, wouldn't life be more interesting if you had other people to exchange mail with and show off to, <catchphrase>?"

Greetings

  • "Whoa, NELLY!! It's you, <catchphrase>! Hey, so what can I do for you, <player>?"
    • "(Player answers no) "No problemo, <catchphrase>."

Angry

  • "AHHH! I'm so ticked off!!"
  • "AHHH! I can't believe this! Look! I don't wanna talk to you, or anyone else, ever again!"
  • "What do you want?! Leave me alone!"
  • "What? What's your prob, <player>?!"
  • "Hey hey! Watch the elbows! What did I ever do to you, <player>?! C'mon!"
  • "Hey, <player>! What happened to you? Did you snap or something?"
  • "Chill! Just chill!"
  • "<player>! I think this little joke has gone on long enough, <catchphrase>!"
  • "You're a bad person! No, wait...make that the worst person in <town name>!"
  • "I can't believe you! And you won't even apologize! Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about!"
  • "Stop staring at me, <player>! It's really creeping me out."
  • "If that was a practical joke, it wasn't funny at all, <player>!"

Talking too much

  • "Aaargh! Shut up! Just leave me alone already! <catchphrase>!!"
  • "What is it!? WHAT!?! Are you dense or something? I just want you to go away! <catchphrase>!"
  • "Shrivel up and blow away, shrimp! I'm a busy guy! I can't just waste my day talking to you, <catchphrase>!"
  • "Go away! Just looking at you makes me want to scream!"

Stung by a bee

  • "Hey! <player>! You got stung by a bee! When did that happen...? You probably know this, but your face is still really swollen! Shaking trees this late at night is a bad idea. Most everyone has locked their doors and gone to sleep, so there aren't any houses you can run into! You gotta learn when you can risk the bees' wrath and when you can't, <catchphrase>!"

Woken up after bee sting

  • "YAWWWWN... What's up. I'm just getting ready to call it a...AAAAAAAH! A ghost!!! ...... Was that the reaction you're looking for, <player>? Me all scared? I'm tired, OK? You didn't scare me. Now just give up your game and let me sleep, <catchphrase>."

New Leaf

Conversations

  • "Tadaaaa! Check out these spiffy basic duds, bro! But what does "basic" really mean? I'm starting to wonder if I have any fashion sense..."
  • "It’s go time for me today! I’m always at full speed, no matter what the weather is like!"
  • "Hey, <player>! Check me out! …No, I’m not talking about my clothes! I wanted you to appreciate my rippling muscles! I think of clothes as the icing on the scrumptious cake that is my jaw-dropping physique! Haha!"
  • "<player>! Big favor for you! The other day I set a world record for the 100-meter dash. But no one was there to see it! So if you could go ahead and spread the news, that would be great! Thanks, bud! <catchphrase>!"
  • "Man, I need a jogging buddy! I need someone who can take off for a run at the drop of a hat! Someone I can just be myself with! Like <smug villager> and <jock villager>! That’s exactly what I need! Ha ha! I can’t imagine the two of them jogging together, though!"

Snooty villager quotes

Animal Crossing

Greetings

  • "Ohhh, poor <player>. You look a touch sleepy... Are you OK, <catchphrase>?"
  • "Oh, hello <player>. You look a bit tuckered out... Are you OK, <catchphrase>?"
  • "Hm? Oh, no, I'm fine. I'm not tired at all, <catchphrase>!"
    • "But let's get right to the point. What can I do for you, <catchphrase>?"
    • "Enough idle chitchat. Did you need something from me, <catchphrase>?"
      • (Player answers no) "Oh, is that so, <catchphrase>?"
      • (Player answers no) "What a bore, <catchphrase>."

Angry

  • "HEY! Watch it! Quit pushing me around! Is this how you get your kicks, <catchphrase>?"
  • "AHEM! <player>! Is there something you want to tell me? Then stop pushing me, <catchphrase>!"
  • "Stop pushing me!! You're such a little pest! GO AWAY!"
  • "Ohh, so you think you can just treat me like dirt and then act like nothing happened? Nice try!"
  • "Don't talk to me. Don't even touch me! As far as I'm concerned, you don't even exist anymore!"
  • "Did I ASK you to talk to me? I don't think so! Just go away and leave me alone, <catchphrase>!"
  • "You are such an idiot! Just stop breathing my air and go AWAY!!"
  • "Look, <player>. You are really starting to cheese me off. You always come around, yapping away at me, <catchphrase>. And let's be honest: I just don't like talking to you very much. Now beat it, <catchphrase>!"
  • "<player>, you are such a complete and total loser, <catchphrase>!!!"
  • "Enough! Just get lost! I can't stand you!"
  • "OOOHH! You... You make me soooo MAD!!!"
  • "What's with you!! Get away from me! You smell!!"
  • "Shut up! You don't know me!! Don't try to judge me!!"

Talking too much

  • "Well! Aren't you the persistent one? Look, I don't need this now, so go away, <catchphrase>!!"
  • "Hold it! Go find yourself another playpal, junior! I'm not your babysitter, you know, <catchphrase>!!!"
  • "What? What was that? Because it sounded an AWFUL lot like you annoying me, and I just hate the sound of that. I hate annoying little pests, <catchphrase>!"

Woken up in daytime

  • "...Zzzng... ...snort... Zzzznnzz... Hunh?! Oh dear! I must have nodded off! Are you the one who woke me up? Thanks, <catchphrase>!"
  • "...Fnghhhahhnnggguuhh... Gwahh! Why am I sleeping out here, <catchphrase>? Must have been out too late, huh? ...Yaaaaaawwwwwwnnnn..."

Woken up after bee sting

  • "What are you doing out in the middle of night? Don't you get it?! Is there something wrong with you? If you want to tease the bees, you do it in the daytime, <catchphrase>! Hello? Anybody home? I swear, <player>, you have no common sense. You'd better start smartening up or you'll never make it, <catchphrase>!"

Harvest Moon Festival

  • "You're right... The moon does look like a big, fat marshmallow! What!? You were talking about me!?

Normal villager quotes

Animal Crossing

Greetings

  • "Oh, look at the time! I'd better be heading home."
  • "Enjoying the night air? If you don't hurry off to bed, you'll have a rough day tomorrow, <catchphrase>!"
  • "Late night, huh, <catchphrase>?"
  • "Good evening... So...we meet again, <catchphrase>."
  • "Unlike you, I really don't have enough free time on my hands to stand around gabbing, <catchphrase>."
  • "You spend so much time here. Don't you have anywhere else you could go, <catchphrase>?"
    • (Followed by this) "So tell me, <player>, what did you want, <catchphrase>?"
    • (Followed by this) "So, what can I do for you, <catchphrase>?"
      • (Player answers no) "That's fine, <catchphrase>."
      • (Player answers no) "Don't worry about it, <catchphrase>."
      • (Player answers no) "Oh. All right, <catchphrase>."

Sad

  • "Hey! What's your problem, <catchphrase>?"
  • "I don't like you when you pick on me like that, <player>. Please, don't come near me, <catchphrase>!"
  • "What's so fun about pushing me around? Are you on some kind of power trip? Please, quit it already, <catchphrase>!"
  • "Please, just leave me alone! You're mean, and I don't want to have anything to do with you, <catchphrase>."
  • "I can't even understand why you do things like that, <catchphrase>."
  • "...I don't feel like talking right now, <catchphrase>. Sorry."
  • "I'm sorry, but... I just want to be alone right now."
  • "I don't want to talk to anyone right now, <catchphrase>! Please, just leave me alone."
  • "I wish I could just take it all back, <catchphrase>. I wish I could've handled the situation better... But it's too late now..."

Woken up after bee sting

  • "EEEEEK! It's... It's the buh-buh-boogie man! Somebody save me! Huh? <player>? No... It couldn't be... Is that you, <player>? Don't you ever scare me like that again! It's too dark out to play scary tricks on your neighbors, <catchphrase>!"
  • "Eeeeek! A guh-guh-guh ghost! With a face of purest evil! What? <player>??? Is that YOU?!? Knock it off, you creep! I almost had a heart attack, <catchphrase>!"

Talking too much

  • "Please...don't talk to me."
  • "Please speak quietly. Your voice is like a million jackhammers, all pounding on my brain, <catchphrase>."
  • "I'm just so tired now... Why should I have to stand around and entertain you, anyway, <catchphrase>?"
  • "Do you have to be so pushy all the time? Please, I just want to be alone, <catchphrase>."

Peppy villager quotes

Greetings

  • "Well, good evening to you, <player>!"
    • (Followed by this) "Anyway, what's up, <catchphrase>?"

Woken up

  • "YAWWWN... ...Hey! I went to sleep here for a reason, you know, <catchphrase>! Don't you know the saying, "Good things come to those who sleep"? What? What do you mean, that's not how it goes? Oh... Of course, silly! I knew that, <catchphrase>!"

Woken up in daytime

  • "YAAAAAWN... That was one super nap, <catchphrase>! Hey, wait! Where am I?! ...Omigosh, I can't believe I fell asleep outside, <catchphrase>. This is, like, TOO weird. I'm glad it was you that woke me up! That could've been so embarrassing!"
  • "YAAAAWN! Whuh... What the...?! When did I fall asleep? Oh no! Was I... Oh, please don't tell me... Was I...DROOLING?! NOOO! NO! NO! NO! I am SO embarrassed, <catchphrase>! Is my face red? It is, isn't it?"

Woken up after bee sting

  • "NOOO!!! A ghost! An ugly one, too! Go away! Shoo! Leave me alone, please! Don't hurt meeeee! What? You're not a ghost? You're <player>? ...Oh, whew! I almost lost it there! You really shouldn't walk around at night when your face looks like that, you know! You could really flip people out, <catchphrase>!"
  • "EEEEEK! What are you?!? No! No! Nooooo! Pleeeeease! Go away! Wait... <player>??? <player>, is that you? ...Don't DO that! I almost totally lost it! What are you doing out here so late?!? And with your face all gross and puffy and scary looking?!? I should be so mad at you! But I have to say, I'm just so glad you're not a ghost, <catchphrase>!"

e-Reader cards

#011 Bob - Series 1
Sign: Capricorn
Clothes: Blossom shirt
Petphrase: pthhpth
Profile: Everyone loves Bob's laid-back attitude, in spite of his nasty habit of spitting whenever he speaks. Ever wonder why he sleeps so late? It's because he's up all night playing video games. Can you blame him?
Password:


#012 Mitzi - Series 1
Sign: Libra
Clothes: Patchwork top
Petphrase: mew
Profile: Mitzi is very courteous and polite for a cat. That must be why everyone gets along with her so well. Watch out once you get her talking, though. When she speaks her mind, you don't want to be standing too close.
Password:


#013 Punchy - Series 1
Sign: Aries
Clothes: Cherry shirt
Petphrase: mrmpht
Profile: What do you call a cat who goes hog-wild without warning? Punchy! Be wary whenever he's around. You never know when he might turn claws on you or surprise you with a cat punch!
Password:


#014 Ankha - Series 1
Sign: Virgo
Clothes: Red aloha shirt
Petphrase: me meow
Profile: Ankha's face shines with beauty and the sparkle of youth, but she claims was a cat in Cleopatra's court. That would make her 3,000 years old! How many years do nine lives make?
Password:


#015 Paolo - Series 1
Sign: Taurus
Clothes: Cherry shirt
Petphrase: pal
Profile: Paolo is real...pally. While he can be a little spacey, he's a pretty good guy for a pink elephant. Although, he does have the bad habit of dozing off at the most awkward moments. Watch out!
Password:


#016 Teddy - Series 1
Sign: Libra
Clothes: Club shirt
Petphrase: grooof
Profile: Teddy is obsessed with his health and fitness. He truly believes that if everyone would just play sports, the world would be a peaceful place. That's probably because he's never met a sore loser before.
Password:


#017 Portia - Series 1
Sign: Scorpio
Clothes: Polar fleece
Petphrase: ruffian
Profile: It's not easy dealing with a bossy older sister, but Portia was an only pup and never had the chance to pick on a younger brother. That doesn't make it right. But it does explain some things.
Password:


#018 Peanut - Series 1
Sign: Gemini
Clothes: Beatnik shirt
Petphrase: slacker
Profile: Peanut is pretty popular with the general populace. How could anyone not like a chipmunk? And a pink one at that! Add in her cheery attitude and the fact that she's cute as a button, and you'll adore her, too!
Password:


#019 Bliss - Series 1
Sign: Cancer
Clothes: Red aloha shirt
Petphrase: hulaaaa
Profile: There's nothing wrong with trying to be at one with nature as long as you can actually handle it. Unfortunately, it seems a little beyond Bliss, but she's always been a little out there...
Password:


#037 Bluebear - Series 1
Sign: Cancer
Clothes: Lemon gingham
Petphrase: peach
Profile: Most bears tend to get kind of sluggish and sleepy as the weather cools, but not Bluebear. She's full of energy all year long. She may seem a bit pushy, but that's just one of her many charms.
Password:


#039 Cheri - Series 1
Sign: Pisces
Clothes: Yellow bar shirt
Petphrase: tralala
Profile: Cheri likes things her own way. She can even be a little pushy, but whether it's her attitude or her expression, she's often mistaken for a boy. But she thinks she's pretty, and that's all that matters.
Password:


#069 Stinky - Series 2
Sign: Leo
Clothes: Splendid shirt
Petphrase: GAAHHH
Profile: Stinky's not exactly popular. He's... well, his name really says it all. On top of his slight odor issues, he's also got that weird mask, which has probably never been washed. And then there's all that yelling...
Password:


#071 Eloise - Series 2
Sign: Sagittarius
Clothes: Loud line shirt
Petphrase: tooooot
Profile: Eloise may have an elephant-sized body, but she has an elephant-sized attitude to match. Not that she means anything by it, of course. She just says whatever pops into her head, no matter how rude it is.
Password:


#076 Grizzly - Series 2
Sign: Leo
Clothes: Houndstooth tee
Petphrase: grrr
Profile: This bear isn't the tidiest animal you'll ever meet. Grizzly tends to collect a lot of stuff, but he gets rid of it just as fast. When a grouchy bear tells you to take something off his hands, take it.
Password:


#078 Butch - Series 2
Sign: Scorpio
Clothes: Houndstooth knit
Petphrase: ROOOOOWF
Profile: Butch has plenty of energy, but for all of his bluster, he's not such a scary guy once you get to know him. Like many dogs of the world, his bark is about a hundred times worse than his bite.
Password:


#099 Lily - Series 2
Sign: Aquarius
Clothes: Neo-classic knit
Petphrase: toady
Profile: Lily is the best liked of all the frogs. Perhaps it's because she's the cutest one around. And she's a real treat to be around, too. Now if only we could do something about the way she talks...
Password:


#169 Mathilda - Series 3
Sign: Scorpio
Clothes: U R here shirt
Petphrase: wee baby
Profile: Mathilda's baby learns something new every day just by watching her mother. Unfortunately, most of Mathilda's life lessons involve either tricking or teasing other animals. Oh well.
Password:


#206 Tabby - Series 4
Sign: Leo
Clothes: Fish bone shirt
Petphrase: me-WOW
Profile: She's not exactly a glamorous pussycat, but Tabby aspires to the big screen. With a mug like that, we're thinking Tabby may not get many romantic leads, but she's a shoe-in for comedy.
Password:


#208 Dizzy - Series 4
Sign: Cancer
Clothes: No. 5 shirt
Petphrase: woo-oo
Profile: Dizzy became a little dazed the last time he tried a new trunk trick. After saying, "Hey, look what I can do," he tied his long snout into a knot. Dizzy promptly passed out due to lack of oxygen. Seconds later, his friends untied his nose.
Password:


#231 Emerald - Series 4
Sign: Cancer
Clothes: Frog shirt
Petphrase: sproing
Profile: Emerald just loves tongue twisters. Her favorite one is "Susie and Sam sell seashells down by the seashore." And if she bumps into you, she'll probably ask you to say it 10 times fast, so be prepared!
Password: