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Tortimer quotes

Animal Crossing

Meeting

• "Eh? Whuh? Who are you? You! Whippersnapper! Tell me something: who do you respect the most?"
  • (Player answers "My mom," "My dad," or "My grandma") "Hrmmm... Youth. Hmmmmph. I weep for the younger generation. It pains this old heart... Listen to me, sprout. What's your name? ...<player>, eh? Ah. I see. Human, aren't you? My name's Tortimer. And I'm the mayor here in <town name>. Yepper. Pret-ty important job. You seem like a good kid. Listen! Whenever there's a holiday or some kind of event, come talk to me. I'm sure I'll have some interesting stuff to pass on. Yepper! I surely will! Heh heh hehhh hoorf!"
  • (Player answers "My grandpa") "Well now! Have my wizened old looks inspired respect? You may be young, but you have a keen eye! Tell me, what's your name? ...<player>? Well. That's nice. It's...different. Your parents must be...proud. My name is Tortimer. I happen to be the mayor here in <town name>. Yepper! Quite the big job. You seem like a decent sort. Whenever there's a holiday or an event going on in town, why don't you come see me? I'm sure I'll have some interesting stuff to pass on. Yepper! I surely will! Heh heh hehhh hoorf!"

Conversations

• "Look now, <player>... The townsfolk here have certain expectations for their town. With me so far? So what do you say we work together to make <town name> the best town we can! Yepper!"
• "Do we read each other loud and clear, <player>? Come find me when there's an event going on in town!"
• "<player>... Remember that the mayor keeps a watchful, unblinking eye over this town. ...Except during naps."

Porter quotes

Animal Crossing

April Fool's Day

• "I've heard that Mr. Resetti has no fur underneath his helmet. That poor, poor mole...eek! April Fool!"

Lazy villager quotes

Animal Crossing

Greetings

• "Hey, <catchphrase>..."
• "Good morning... Good evening... Whatever it is, <catchphrase>..."
• "Nice night, huh, <player>?"
• "What the...? <player>! Whoa, whoa! Slow down! You're talking waaay too fast. I'm not going anywhere, you know, <catchphrase>!"
• "Let's see here, now... You're... No, no, don't say! ...<player>, right? Man, if you're heading out at this time of night, you must have overslept something fierce, <catchphrase>!"
  • (Followed by this) "Umm, what's up, <catchphrase>?"
  • (Followed by this) "So, what do you need, <catchphrase>?"
  • (Followed by this) "Yeah, so what did you need me for, <catchphrase>?"
    • (Player says no) "Oh, <catchphrase>."
    • (Player says no) "Sure, OK. That's fine, <catchphrase>."
    • (Player says no) "That's fine, <catchphrase>."

Sad

• "Stop being so pushy, <player>!"
• "Whoa, hello! <player>, you ever heard of personal space?
• "Hey! Stop it, <player>! Seriously!"
• "I don't like it when you're mean to me, <player>..."
• "<player>, quit it..."
• "I don't think we can be friends right now, <catchphrase>. So, I think I'll just wait until you send me some fruit and stuff. You'll do that, right, <player>?"
• "I think we need some time apart, <catchphrase>."
• "Darn it... Look what you've done! You've made me hungry. Unless you have some cake, leave me alone!"

Angry

• "I'm not always all smiles, you know! You don't want me bustin' out angry all over you, so back off, <catchphrase>!"

Talking too much

• "Oh, give me a break... Seriously, who do I have to see about getting you to leave me alone, <catchphrase>!"
• "Oh, wow... Why are you hassling me? I just want to be alone for a while, <catchphrase>."
• "Hmph... You know, I think I'm feeling a little antisocial. I want to be alone, <catchphrase>."

Woken up in daytime

• "Yawn! Aaahhh! I fell asleep again! No matter how many times everyone reminds me not to, I keep falling asleep out here, <catchphrase>."

Stung by a bee

• "Ouch... You got stung on every inch of your face! Did you wash your face with bees or what? <player>, you gotta be the most unlucky person I know, <catchphrase>! Bar none! Me? I just make sure I never get chased by bees! Cowardice has its own rewards, or so they say, <catchphrase>!"

Jock villager quotes

Animal Crossing

Early in-game

• "There’s a bunch of gear I want to buy, but I gotta save up some serious coinage before I can afford it all… Not like it's a huge deal or anything. There's more ways to earn money than you can believe, <catchphrase>! Me, I usually go and catch some fish or bugs, then sell them at the Nookster's. It's like getting paid to work out! Ol' Nook, he'll buy pretty much anything you find in <town name>. Except garbage. There's no market for it! I've even sold him stuff I found in other towns, <catchphrase>. He pays top Bell for imports! You should be selling stuff to him, too, <player>. Unless, of course, you don't need loot, <catchphrase>!"

• "I wonder why nobody's changed the town tune lately. Is this town slowly becoming less funkified? I mean, anybody can do it! All you gotta do is go to the big bulletin board by the post office and mess with it. You're welcome to change it, <player>. You look like you got groove. But don't do it unless you're serious! It's the town's theme song, after all, so it better be something that rocks the house, <catchphrase>! Hey! Isn't there another bulletin board over by your pad? I'm sure I saw one over around there! I think that's where they post info about any events going on in town! In fact, I'm sure of it! Remember to check it every once in a while if you want to stay on top of current events, <catchphrase>!"

• "Hey, how many of the houses by yours are still open? I never have any clue about the real-estate market. I sure hope more of you people move in there. It'd make <town name> much cooler, <catchphrase>! If any of those houses are still empty, you definitely should talk some pals into moving in, <player>! I mean, wouldn't life be more interesting if you had other people to exchange mail with and show off to, <catchphrase>?"

Greetings

• "Whoa, NELLY!! It's you, <catchphrase>! Hey, so what can I do for you, <player>?"
  • "(Player answers no) "No problemo, <catchphrase>."

Angry

• "AHHH! I'm so ticked off!!"
• "AHHH! I can't believe this! Look! I don't wanna talk to you, or anyone else, ever again!"
• "What do you want?! Leave me alone!"
• "What? What's your prob, <player>?!"
• "Hey hey! Watch the elbows! What did I ever do to you, <player>?! C'mon!"
• "Hey, <player>! What happened to you? Did you snap or something?"
• "Chill! Just chill!"
• "<player>! I think this little joke has gone on long enough, <catchphrase>!"
• "You're a bad person! No, wait...make that the worst person in <town name>!"
• "I can't believe you! And you won't even apologize! Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about!"
• "Stop staring at me, <player>! It's really creeping me out."
• "If that was a practical joke, it wasn't funny at all, <player>!"

Talking too much

• "Aaargh! Shut up! Just leave me alone already! <catchphrase>!!"
• "What is it!? WHAT!?! Are you dense or something? I just want you to go away! <catchphrase>!"
• "Shrivel up and blow away, shrimp! I'm a busy guy! I can't just waste my day talking to you, <catchphrase>!"
• "Go away! Just looking at you makes me want to scream!"

Stung by a bee

• "Hey! <player>! You got stung by a bee! When did that happen...? You probably know this, but your face is still really swollen! Shaking trees this late at night is a bad idea. Most everyone has locked their doors and gone to sleep, so there aren't any houses you can run into! You gotta learn when you can risk the bees' wrath and when you can't, <catchphrase>!"

Woken up after bee sting

• "YAWWWWN... What's up. I'm just getting ready to call it a...AAAAAAAH! A ghost!!! ...... Was that the reaction you're looking for, <player>? Me all scared? I'm tired, OK? You didn't scare me. Now just give up your game and let me sleep, <catchphrase>."

Wild World

Meeting

• "Hey, you there! I don't think we've met. Am I right, <catchphrase>? Well, I'm <villager name>! I like to dig up fossils as a part of my workout! It's rough when I'm doing it but the next-day muscle ache makes it all worth it!"
• "What's up, yo? Oh, we haven't met before? You don't say, <catchphrase>! Your name is <player>? That sounds like the name of a baseball fanatic! That gets me so PUMPED! Me, I'm an all-around athlete named <villager name>! Awesome meeting you! Rock on, <catchphrase>!"
• "Nice evening, huh? Hey! Whoa, hold the phone! We haven't met! I'm <villager name>! I'm into giving blood, and I like to dig up fossils. I recommend both as activities, by the way. Build that karma, <catchphrase>!"

Greetings

• "Hey, wassup, night owl? It's gotten pretty dark, huh, <catchphrase>."
• "It's gotten freezing out! Muscle freeze, <catchphrase>!"
• "Good evening! The night is young, and so are we, <player>!"
  • (Followed by this) "By the way, <catchphrase>... What's going on with you today?"
  • (Followed by this) "So, yeah, <catchphrase>! What did you need, anyway?"
  • (Followed by this) "Enough of that, though. You got something to say to me, <catchphrase>?"
    • (Player says no) "Really? Are you sure?! OK, <catchphrase>!"
    • (Player says no) "Well, all right. Fine! I don't care, <catchphrase>!"
    • (Player says no) "Now you're just straight-up dissing me, <catchphrase>!"
• "<current time>!!! It's almost time for soccer! Oh, yeah! Yowza, <catchphrase>!"

Conversations

Asking about player's info

• "Yo, <player>, you know that Ab Blaster Academy you always hassle me about? You gotta know someone to become a member, so I'm gonna recommend you! I've got to fill out this beefy stack of paper to get you a membership. So tell me when your birthday is, <catchphrase>!"
  • (Player says birthday) "<player's birthday>?! WHOA! ...But that means your sign is <Zodiac sign>!"
    • (Player denies it) "HWHAT?! You just LIED?! You BETTER give me a straight answer this time!"
    • (Player confirms it) "All right, next question: What's your blood type?"
      • (Player says "A.", "B.", "AB.", or "O.") "Right on, right on. Wait, you want a membership card? There's no card! We're the only two members!"

New Leaf

Conversations

• "Tadaaaa! Check out these spiffy basic duds, bro! But what does "basic" really mean? I'm starting to wonder if I have any fashion sense..."
• "It’s go time for me today! I’m always at full speed, no matter what the weather is like!"
• "Hey, <player>! Check me out! …No, I’m not talking about my clothes! I wanted you to appreciate my rippling muscles! I think of clothes as the icing on the scrumptious cake that is my jaw-dropping physique! Haha!"
• "<player>! Big favor for you! The other day I set a world record for the 100-meter dash. But no one was there to see it! So if you could go ahead and spread the news, that would be great! Thanks, bud! <catchphrase>!"
• "Man, I need a jogging buddy! I need someone who can take off for a run at the drop of a hat! Someone I can just be myself with! Like <smug villager> and <jock villager>! That’s exactly what I need! Ha ha! I can’t imagine the two of them jogging together, though!"

Snooty villager quotes

Animal Crossing

Greetings

• "Ohhh, poor <player>. You look a touch sleepy... Are you OK, <catchphrase>?"
• "Oh, hello <player>. You look a bit tuckered out... Are you OK, <catchphrase>?"
• "Hm? Oh, no, I'm fine. I'm not tired at all, <catchphrase>!"
• "So! I see you're up late as well, <catchphrase>!"
• "You again... Look, if you keep coming here, I'll never have any time to get good dirt on anyone."
• "Oh, you just couldn't stay away from me? You sure have a lot of free time, don't you?"
  • (Followed by this) "But let's get right to the point. What can I do for you, <catchphrase>?"
  • (Followed by this) "Enough idle chitchat. Did you need something from me, <catchphrase>?"
  • (Followed by this) "By the by, did you need something, <catchphrase>?"
    • (Player answers no) "Oh, is that so, <catchphrase>?"
    • (Player answers no) "What a bore, <catchphrase>."
    • (Player answers no) "Whatever you say, <catchphrase>."

Angry

• "HEY! Watch it! Quit pushing me around! Is this how you get your kicks, <catchphrase>?"
• "AHEM! <player>! Is there something you want to tell me? Then stop pushing me, <catchphrase>!"
• "Stop pushing me!! You're such a little pest! GO AWAY!"
• "Ohh, so you think you can just treat me like dirt and then act like nothing happened? Nice try!"
• "Don't talk to me. Don't even touch me! As far as I'm concerned, you don't even exist anymore!"
• "Did I ASK you to talk to me? I don't think so! Just go away and leave me alone, <catchphrase>!"
• "You are such an idiot! Just stop breathing my air and go AWAY!!"
• "Look, <player>. You are really starting to cheese me off. You always come around, yapping away at me, <catchphrase>. And let's be honest: I just don't like talking to you very much. Now beat it, <catchphrase>!"
• "<player>, you are such a complete and total loser, <catchphrase>!!!"
• "Enough! Just get lost! I can't stand you!"
• "OOOHH! You... You make me soooo MAD!!!"
• "What's with you!! Get away from me! You smell!!"
• "Shut up! You don't know me!! Don't try to judge me!!"

Talking too much

• "Well! Aren't you the persistent one? Look, I don't need this now, so go away, <catchphrase>!!"
• "Hold it! Go find yourself another playpal, junior! I'm not your babysitter, you know, <catchphrase>!!!"
• "What? What was that? Because it sounded an AWFUL lot like you annoying me, and I just hate the sound of that. I hate annoying little pests, <catchphrase>!"

Woken up in daytime

• "...Zzzng... ...snort... Zzzznnzz... Hunh?! Oh dear! I must have nodded off! Are you the one who woke me up? Thanks, <catchphrase>!"
• "...Fnghhhahhnnggguuhh... Gwahh! Why am I sleeping out here, <catchphrase>? Must have been out too late, huh? ...Yaaaaaawwwwwwnnnn..."

Woken up after bee sting

• "What are you doing out in the middle of night? Don't you get it?! Is there something wrong with you? If you want to tease the bees, you do it in the daytime, <catchphrase>! Hello? Anybody home? I swear, <player>, you have no common sense. You'd better start smartening up or you'll never make it, <catchphrase>!"

Harvest Moon Festival

• "You're right... The moon does look like a big, fat marshmallow! What!? You were talking about me!?

Normal villager quotes

Animal Crossing

Greetings

• "Oh, look at the time! I'd better be heading home."
• "Enjoying the night air? If you don't hurry off to bed, you'll have a rough day tomorrow, <catchphrase>!"
• "Late night, huh, <catchphrase>?"
• "Good evening... So...we meet again, <catchphrase>."
• "Unlike you, I really don't have enough free time on my hands to stand around gabbing, <catchphrase>."
• "You spend so much time here. Don't you have anywhere else you could go, <catchphrase>?"
  • (Followed by this) "So tell me, <player>, what did you want, <catchphrase>?"
  • (Followed by this) "So, what can I do for you, <catchphrase>?"
    • (Player answers no) "That's fine, <catchphrase>."
    • (Player answers no) "Don't worry about it, <catchphrase>."
    • (Player answers no) "Oh. All right, <catchphrase>."

Sad

• "Hey! What's your problem, <catchphrase>?"
• "I don't like you when you pick on me like that, <player>. Please, don't come near me, <catchphrase>!"
• "What's so fun about pushing me around? Are you on some kind of power trip? Please, quit it already, <catchphrase>!"
• "Please, just leave me alone! You're mean, and I don't want to have anything to do with you, <catchphrase>."
• "I can't even understand why you do things like that, <catchphrase>."
• "...I don't feel like talking right now, <catchphrase>. Sorry."
• "I'm sorry, but... I just want to be alone right now."
• "I don't want to talk to anyone right now, <catchphrase>! Please, just leave me alone."
• "I wish I could just take it all back, <catchphrase>. I wish I could've handled the situation better... But it's too late now..."

Woken up after bee sting

• "EEEEEK! It's... It's the buh-buh-boogie man! Somebody save me! Huh? <player>? No... It couldn't be... Is that you, <player>? Don't you ever scare me like that again! It's too dark out to play scary tricks on your neighbors, <catchphrase>!"
• "Eeeeek! A guh-guh-guh ghost! With a face of purest evil! What? <player>??? Is that YOU?!? Knock it off, you creep! I almost had a heart attack, <catchphrase>!"

Talking too much

• "Please...don't talk to me."
• "Please speak quietly. Your voice is like a million jackhammers, all pounding on my brain, <catchphrase>."
• "I'm just so tired now... Why should I have to stand around and entertain you, anyway, <catchphrase>?"
• "Do you have to be so pushy all the time? Please, I just want to be alone, <catchphrase>."

Peppy villager quotes

Greetings

• "Well, good evening to you, <player>!"
  • (Followed by this) "Anyway, what's up, <catchphrase>?"

Woken up

• "YAWWWN... ...Hey! I went to sleep here for a reason, you know, <catchphrase>! Don't you know the saying, "Good things come to those who sleep"? What? What do you mean, that's not how it goes? Oh... Of course, silly! I knew that, <catchphrase>!"

Woken up in daytime

• "YAAAAAWN... That was one super nap, <catchphrase>! Hey, wait! Where am I?! ...Omigosh, I can't believe I fell asleep outside, <catchphrase>. This is, like, TOO weird. I'm glad it was you that woke me up! That could've been so embarrassing!"
• "YAAAAWN! Whuh... What the...?! When did I fall asleep? Oh no! Was I... Oh, please don't tell me... Was I...DROOLING?! NOOO! NO! NO! NO! I am SO embarrassed, <catchphrase>! Is my face red? It is, isn't it?"

Woken up after bee sting

• "NOOO!!! A ghost! An ugly one, too! Go away! Shoo! Leave me alone, please! Don't hurt meeeee! What? You're not a ghost? You're <player>? ...Oh, whew! I almost lost it there! You really shouldn't walk around at night when your face looks like that, you know! You could really flip people out, <catchphrase>!"
• "EEEEEK! What are you?!? No! No! Nooooo! Pleeeeease! Go away! Wait... <player>??? <player>, is that you? ...Don't DO that! I almost totally lost it! What are you doing out here so late?!? And with your face all gross and puffy and scary looking?!? I should be so mad at you! But I have to say, I'm just so glad you're not a ghost, <catchphrase>!"