Jock/Conversations

With Cranky villager

In New Leaf

• Jock Villager: Oh, <player>! Random question: What were you like as a baby?
• (Player chooses Ate a Lot!)
• Jock Villager: Really? You ate a lot, huh? You were a hungry kid, I guess. <Catchphrase>.
• Jock Villager: Well then, do you remember the first word you ever said?
• Cranky Villager: Hey! Why aren't you letting me into this conversation, <Jock Villager>?
• Jock Villager: Oh... Uh...I guess I just never thought of you as a baby.
• Cranky Villager: What are you talking about? I was a baby! I was a great baby! I was the coolest baby ever!
• Jock Villager: Yeah... I just don't see it! But here's an idea! If you want to prove that you were a baby, try reenacting it for us! Show us what you were like!
• Cranky Villager: Ohhhhh. OK, but...keep what you're about to see to yourself, OK?
• Jock Villager: ...Gulp!
• Cranky Villager: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Maaaamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Baby hungwyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
• Jock Villager: Oh man, <player>... This may have been a bad idea...
• Cranky Villager: Give me my teddy!

Jock Villager will walk off sad. Cranky Villager will walk off angry.

With Smug villager

In New Horizons

Jock Villager: <player>! Did you know <Smug Villager> is a former tap dancing star?!

Smug Villager: No, it's for a MOVIE!

Smug Villager: I play a grumpy, endearing, down-and-out former tap dancing pro, aching for one last shot at glory!

Smug Villager: And I want you, <Jock Villager>, to be the rugged, harsh-but-fair tap dancing coach!

Smug Villager: One phone call, and the role's yours. Whaddaya say?

Jock Villager: Me? In a movie? Wait... If anyone's going to be a tap dancing star, it should be me.

Jock Villager: <player>, what do you think, <catchphrase>?

Jock Villager: Do I play the tap dancing coach or the former tap dancing star?

(Player chooses Tap dancing coach!)

Smug Villager: Good eye! <Jock Villager> is perfect for the coach.

Smug Villager: Plus, tap dancing star is the role I would have been born to play if I'd been born doing tap dancing.

Smug Villager: OK! With that settled, I'm going to slip out real quick and read up on what tap dancing actually, uh...is.

Jock Villager: So... I'm going to have to teach you what tap dancing is too? How long IS this movie, <catchphrase>?

Both villagers will walk off unaffected.

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