Jock/Conversations
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With Cranky villager
In New Leaf
- Jock Villager: Oh, <player>! Random question: What were you like as a baby?
(Player chooses Ate a Lot!)
- Jock Villager: Really? You ate a lot, huh? You were a hungry kid, I guess. <Catchphrase>.
- Jock Villager: Well then, do you remember the first word you ever said?
- Cranky Villager: Hey! Why aren't you letting me into this conversation, <Jock Villager>?
- Jock Villager: Oh... Uh...I guess I just never thought of you as a baby.
- Cranky Villager: What are you talking about? I was a baby! I was a great baby! I was the coolest baby ever!
- Jock Villager: Yeah... I just don't see it! But here's an idea! If you want to prove that you were a baby, try reenacting it for us! Show us what you were like!
- Cranky Villager: Ohhhhh. OK, but...keep what you're about to see to yourself, OK?
- Jock Villager: ...Gulp!
- Cranky Villager: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Maaaamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Baby hungwyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
- Jock Villager: Oh man, <player>... This may have been a bad idea...
- Cranky Villager: Give me my teddy!
- Jock Villager: <player>! Did you know <Smug Villager> is a former tap dancing star?!
- Smug Villager: No, it's for a MOVIE!
- Smug Villager: I play a grumpy, endearing, down-and-out former tap dancing pro, aching for one last shot at glory!
- Smug Villager: And I want you, <Jock Villager>, to be the rugged, harsh-but-fair tap dancing coach!
- Smug Villager: One phone call, and the role's yours. Whaddaya say?
- Jock Villager: Me? In a movie? Wait... If anyone's going to be a tap dancing star, it should be me.
- Jock Villager: <player>, what do you think, <catchphrase>?
- Jock Villager: Do I play the tap dancing coach or the former tap dancing star?
- (Player chooses Tap dancing coach!)
- Smug Villager: Good eye! <Jock Villager> is perfect for the coach.
- Smug Villager: Plus, tap dancing star is the role I would have been born to play if I'd been born doing tap dancing.
- Smug Villager: OK! With that settled, I'm going to slip out real quick and read up on what tap dancing actually, uh...is.
- Jock Villager: So... I'm going to have to teach you what tap dancing is too? How long IS this movie, <catchphrase>?
Jock Villager will walk off sad. Cranky Villager will walk off angry.
With Smug villager
In New Horizons
Both villagers will walk off unaffected.
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