Lazy/Wild World Dialogues

Inside player's home

Arriving

• "Hey, <player>, my main, uh, human! Let's shake it, <catchphrase>!"
• "Yaaay! Yaaay! I'm gonna kick it in <player>'s house, <catchphrase>! Well, here I come!"

Viewing room

• "Huh huh huh! Well… This place is certainly, uh, very "you"…"
• "Hey, <player>,. I know you've got your system or whatever, but isn't it better to live in a place that matches the rest of your life? Like, you may have cool threads and all, but you live in a dump, see? So for the dump-living hipster, I have to say… You get ✮✮✮ out of five stars!"
• "…Hey, how do you even live here, <catchphrase>? I'm not kidding! I mean, you don't have a… you know! You gotta have one of those! Out of five stars, I'm going to give this house ✮✮✮."

Furniture

• "You know how water shoots out of your nose when you hear something funny? I guess somebody made your Merlion laugh, too, then, huh?"

Leaving

• "Well, today was tons of fun! Wiped me right out! Yeah… That was the best. Thanks! Good-bye. Maybe we can hang out again later."