Jock/New Horizons dialogue

Giving gift

• Wha? For me, (catchphrase)?
• Huh? Whaddaya got, (catchphrase)
• Really? What is it?

Gift cancelled

• Huh? For a second, it looked liks you wanted to give me something. You got my hppes up!
• What was that? Are your decision muscles getting flabby?
• You alright, (player)? It's cool. If I skip a meal, I have trouble with decisions too.

Given bug not donated to museum

• Hey! A (bug)! Thanks! This bug looks really cool! I don't think I've ever seen anything like this before, (catchphrase). Hey! You should show it to Blathers. He LOVES insects!

Talking

Talked to again

• You don't need to check up on me so much, (catchphrase). I'm all good here.
• (player)! What's going on now, (catchphrase)?
• Hey there, buddy. Whaddya need this time, (catchphrase)?
• Well, hello. Again.

Goodbye

• What? Oh well!
• Really? Well, see you around!

Talked too much

• Oops! Time's up! Yeah, I'm gonna have to ask you to wrap this up, (catchphrase).
• Sorry...but I just remembered I have to take care of at an else...where...place, (catchphrase).

Thinking

• So if I add that to that... Yes! Oh, it's you, (catchphrase)! I'm adding up the calories I burned. Except I keep losing my count!
• If you add biceps to triceps, you should get fiveceps...right? Oh! You startled me! I'm kind of in the middle of some deep thinking. Maybe go exercise a bit while I'm musing, (catchphrase).
• Calories from (activiy)... Calories from (activity)... Calories from (activity)... Yeah, (3rd activity). Whoa! Sorry, I'm counting calories burned, and you kinda caught me off guard, (catchphrase).

Force

Hit

• Ouch! That's not proper training form, (player)!
• Stop it, (player)! I am NOT a bug and I will NOT be squished!
• Hey, buddy, you know you hit me with that thing, right? Come on, (player), (catchphrase)... Don't be like that!
• Whatcha doing, (player)? If you're after a (sport) throwdown or whatever, there are better ways to get my attention!

Pushed

• Whoa! Too close! Back off a bit there, (catchphrase).
• Hey, now! You need a proper punching bag for training, and I am NOT a proper punching bag!
• Stop it! You should be more careful around me, (player)! Get careless around my rock-hard abs, and you could hurt yourself.
• Is that the best you can do, (player)? 'Cause your best ain't very nice!

Bad mood

Angry

• I don't feel like talking right now!
• You should leave me alone until I get my feelings sorted out, (catchphrase)!
• Please leave me alone! I'm incensed right now! INCENSED, (catchphrase)!
• What's with you, (player)? Do you really have something THAT important to tell me?

Sorry!

• ...It's alright. I'll forgive you this time, (catchphrase). But next time, stay outta my face when I'm mad!

Maybe...

Please add dialogue

Sad

• I really don't feel like talking to you right now... Maybe some other time.
• I'm barely able to lift this sadness, (catchphrase). Could you leve me alone for a while, please?
• What's with you, (player)?

I'm sorry?

Oh... Well if you say you're sorry, I'll give you benefit of the doubt, (catchphrase).

Hmm...

Well... Since you came to talk to me, I guess we're good, (catchphrase).