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The following is a list of [[bulletin board]] messages in {{WW}}.

==Default messages==
{{Letter
|top=Notice
|line1=This bulletin board is
|line2=reserved for townsfolk
|line3=who wish to post
|line4=important notices.
}}
{{Letter
|top=Rules of Use
|line1=Post: Write Message
|line2=Left♪Right: Flip Pages
|line3=Close: End
|line4=Give it a try!
}}

==Talking to Myself==
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=If you put too much milk
|line2=and sugar in your coffee,
|line3=just think of it as milk
|line4=tea when you drink it!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=I'm making a daily diary
|line2=of what I eat. Did I really
|line3=chow 17 chocolate waffles
|line4=yesterday?! URP!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=To make food look more
|line2=appealing, use a nice dish
|line3=and arrange the plate
|line4=well! It's cheap and easy!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=My sister keeps buying big
|line2=cakes and eating them all.
|line3=I wish she'd share with
|line4=me! I ♥ cake!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=Today's daily riddle: Needs
|line2=no shoes, has a tail, can
|line3=be found in a garden pail.
|line4=Oh! I forgot the answer!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=When you're sad, throw a
|line2=few balls down the lanes
|line3=of your soul. I threw 3
|line4=strikes the other day!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=There's someone in this
|line2=town whose face makes me
|line3=crave spicy curry! ...No,
|line4=I WON'T tell you who it is!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=When I count money at the
|line2=town hall, people always
|line3=ask if I like my job.
|line4=It makes me kind of sad.
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=I just saw this movie
|line2=where two hedgehogs fell
|line3=in love! The ending was so
|line4=cliche! Bah! Unbelievable.
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=Who was it that decided
|line2=some things "shouldn't be
|line3=seen"? I'll see what I
|line4=want! ...Unless it's GROSS!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=My sister said, "Your tea
|line2=tastes like sludge!"
|line3=I'm never making tea for
|line4=her again. What a grump!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=I just found out that my 
|line2=sister's been pawning her
|line3=work off on me. She owes
|line4=me a thank-you gift!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=I'm thinking about what to
|line2=send my dad for his next
|line3=birthday... Maybe he wants
|line4=a big cookie! Yummy!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=I loved homing pigeons as
|line2=a kid. It would be fun to
|line3=get paid for delivering
|line4=letters to folks!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=When I see my sister
|line2=talking to Pete, it makes
|line3=me feel kinda strange...
|line4=Must be something I ate.
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=You don't ever really talk
|line2=to yourself when you're
|line3=alone, do you? Nah, I'd
|line4=never do that... Oops!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=We are alive because we
|line2=have big hearts, right?
|line3=...So what about bugs?
|line4=Do they have tiny hearts?
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=Try to get your work done
|line2=swiftly and efficiently.
|line3=But don't work too fast,
|line4=or you'll go crazy!!!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=What do you think of the
|line2=name Pelly? I prefer more
|line3=distinctive names...
|line4=Like Pellina! Or Pelliford!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=I wonder why "bad boys"
|line2=always wear sunglasses?
|line3=I bet it's because they
|line4=actually cry a lot. Babies!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=Is it a bad thing to make
|line2=copies or serve coffee?
|line3=I kinda like it, actually,
|line4=so why stop now?!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=I wear a bathing suit in
|line2=the tub, in case of an
|line3=earthquake. Maybe I
|line4=watch too much TV.
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=Really small things are
|line2=called mobile, right? So
|line3=what about mobile homes?
|line4=That's kind of weird.
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=Wondering why I post my
|line2=thoughts here? ...I guess
|line3=I'm curious what other
|line4=people think.
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=When I was little, kids
|line2=called me the librarian,
|line3=but I'm not a librarian!
|line4=Kids can be so cruel...
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=They say worms wriggle,
|line2=but what does that really
|line3=mean? Wriggle, wriggle,
|line4=wriggle! Tee hee hee!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Pete's Self-
|line1=Check your mail daily!
|line2=If your mailbox is full,
|line3=we can't deliver letters.
|line4=Help us help you!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=What's worse? Running
|line2=from a problem before it
|line3=starts or leaving in the
|line4=middle? Just curious.
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=I wonder about these guys
|line2=who watch TV all day. Of
|line3=course, I shouldn't talk!
|line4=I watch TV every night!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=If you're nervous about
|line2=going somewhere for the
|line3=first time, pretend you're
|line4=an old lady. Works for me!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=If you want to make my
|line2=sister mad, just cut her
|line3=bread really thin.
|line4=She hates that!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=I wonder if my sister
|line2=intentionally leaves the
|line3=curtain out of the tub
|line4=just to make me mad?
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=Blathers says that the
|line2=problem with me is that
|line3=I'm too right-brained.
|line4=Who knew he was a lefty?!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=When I was in middle
|line2=school, I was on the
|line3=volleyball team. Receive!
|line4=Set! Spike! I miss it.
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=I'm very popular in the 
|line2=kids' section of the
|line3=library... Sigh...
|line4=Oh, Pete...
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=Does toilet paper become
|line2=cuter when a design is
|line3=added to it? Mine is
|line4=covered with puppies!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=If local folks came with
|line2=instruction manuals, I'd
|line3=want one for my sister
|line4=and about five for Pete!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=I love pop music, but I
|line2=can't understand what 
|line3=they're saying!
|line4="Doo wop bop?" Huh?
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=Do you want to know what
|line2=my base salary is? I can't
|line3=tell you exactly, but
|line4=there are lots of zeroes!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=What color should I dye
|line2=my feathers? Red is too
|line3=bright. Blue makes me
|line4=look sick. Maybe I won't.
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=How many cherry tomatoes
|line2=is enough? Three? Twelve?
|line3=No, that's too many.
|line4=Maybe I'll try four.
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=Things that are hard or
|line2=difficult are more fun
|line3=when you do them with
|line4=samba music! Try it!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=Have you ever eaten
|line2="Swamp Delight"? Not me!
|line3=I don't see how THAT
|line4=could taste good!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=Pinecones fall from trees,
|line2=but they aren't fruit.
|line3=That's why pine trees
|line4=are my favorite plants!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=Hip hop hippity hop...
|line2=Hip hop hippity hop...
|line3=That song is popular in
|line4=every town but mine! Boo!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=Katrina told me that the 
|line2=pelican was the symbol
|line3=for savings. I'm not sure
|line4=how I feel about that.
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=If you know someone nice,
|line2=introduce him to me! I'm
|line3=single, ya know!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=I don't mean to brag or
|line2=anything, but I'm both
|line3=cute AND smart! So why
|line4=am I still single?
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=I'm terrible at directions!
|line2=I need one of those car
|line3=navigation systems hung
|line4=around my neck.
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=I work very hard, but I
|line2=also enjoy my free time!
|line3=I'm young, cute, and
|line4=single! Hint, hint!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=I just ate some candy
|line2=with the same amount of
|line3=vitamin C as 300 lemons...
|line4=I'm covered for life!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=My sister likes to pig out
|line2=before bed. She can chow
|line3=down 7 or 8 donuts in one
|line4=sitting... It's impressive!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=Sitting on a hot wharf...
|line2=gazing into nothingness...
|line3=Fishing is boring! I just
|line4=don't get it!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Poetry-
|line1=Just one bite won't hurt
|line2=Yum bite gobble gobble
|line3=Yum
|line4=I ate twelve cupcakes
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=When she was younger, my
|line2=sister loved airplanes.
|line3=She'd put slippers on her
|line4=open wings and fly!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=I can't tell which talk
|line2=show is real and which one
|line3=is fake...and if I don't
|line4=know, I don't wanna watch!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Poetry-
|line1=I prefer my jelly rolls
|line2=moist and rich and cakey.
|line3=But yesterday, I ate a
|line4=roll that was all dry!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=It's odd how even the
|line2=chattiest people get
|line3=quiet in elevators!
|line4=Except for my sister...
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=I really envy comedians.
|line2=Even when they don't feel
|line3=like laughing, they make
|line4=other people laugh.
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=I heard that really orange
|line2=eye shadow and pink gloss
|line3=are must-haves! I gotta
|line4=read more Ms. Nintendique!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=Wish from your heart, and
|line2=it's sure to come true...
|line3=But sometimes not quite.
|line4=That's how fate works.
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=As a kid, I always wanted
|line2=to have picnics by myself.
|line3=But then I got lonely, so
|line4=I stopped. Too bad...
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=I've always washed my own
|line2=lunchbox, and my sister's,
|line3=too. Siiiiigh! Some things
|line4=never change!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=Classical music... Allegro
|line2=is faster, andante is laid
|line3=back, and al dente is the
|line4=only way to cook pasta.
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=There's a kind of spicy
|line2=chili pepper called The
|line3=Birdseye... I'm really
|line4=scared of it!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=My sister's been going to
|line2=hotels lately, so one day
|line3=I followed her. She was
|line4=eating the free buffet!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=I filled an empty water
|line2=bottle with ordinary
|line3=tap water and... PRESTO!
|line4=Homemade water!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=The other day my sister 
|line2=baked me a cake. It was
|line3=disgusting! AND shaped
|line4=like a bug!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=How can salsa be a kind
|line2=of dance, a kind of music,
|line3=AND a kind of dip? It's
|line4=the miracle word!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=If something can sit
|line2=vertically or horizontally,
|line3=I always set it
|line4=horizontally. Safety first!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=Why is eight afraid of
|line2=seven? Because seven ate
|line3=nine! Get it? Ate? Eight?
|line4=WAH HA HA HA HA HA!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1="DON'T DO THIS, MAN!"
|line2=That was a line in a movie
|line3=I saw... I hope I can say
|line4=that someday!
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=I want to get my
|line2=driver's license. Then I
|line3=can take my boyfriend for
|line4=a ride in my convertible.
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=I write down everything
|line2=I want and then cross
|line3=it off the list when I
|line4=get it! It's a big list.
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=If my life were a comic,
|line2=I'd be in the 2nd or 3rd
|line3=issue. It'd be a romance!
|line4=My sister's would be sad.
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=The McIntosh apple?
|line2=Whatever happened to Red
|line3=and Golden Delicious? Huh?
}}
{{Letter
|top=-Talking to Myself-
|line1=Apples are white right
|line2=after you peel them, but
|line3=turn brown after a while.
|line4=It's kind of symbolic.
}}

==Message of the Week==
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Balls and windows don't
|line2=mix!
|line4=Play ball? Play safe!
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Want wealth? Try saving!
|line3=Waste not, want not!
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=The early bird gets the
|line2=worm.
|line3=The late mouse gets
|line4=the cheese!
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Make hay while you can!
|line3=Nobody likes overtime!
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Green means go!
|line3=Unless you're lazy.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Advice is easy.
|line3=Listening is hard.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Stamp your mail!
|line3=Stomp your feet!
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Say no to headphones!
|line3=...WHO SAID THAT?!
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Coffee shops are great!
|line3=Go buy a cup of joe!
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=For the earth! For
|line2=yourself!
|line4=Recycle! Recycle! Recycle!
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Hey! You! Take a break!
|line3=Don't pick fruit all day!
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Lunch is at noon.
|line3=Breakfast is anytime!
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Trying to save money?
|line3=Eat your rotten turnips!
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Burritos in the morning?
|line3=Sailors take warning!
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Mice can move a mountain!
|line3=But it does take time.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Joy is received. Not
|line2=taken.
|line4=Peace!
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Can't live on bread alone?
|line3=Just add mayo!
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=The Mexican wrestler
|line2=cries beneath his mask.
|line3=Wounds of the heart hurt
|line4=the most.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Removing bandages hurts.
|line3=Leave them on!
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Eating at midnight is bad.
|line3=But it feels so good!
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=My dad wakes me at 6 a.m.
|line3=Just to make his coffee!
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Some wrestlers hate
|line2=tights.
|line4=Fight stereotypes!
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Everyone loves kids!
|line3=I just ate three!
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Squatting helps me think.
|line3=...Don't ask!
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Put tight pants on slowly.
|line3=Trust me on this one.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Shedding blood, sweat,
|line2=and tears is not as easy
|line3=as it looks.
|line4=And it looks hard!!
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Pride comes before a fall.
|line3=Wear a padded pride suit!
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Call the firefighters.
|line3=Before the house burns.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=It takes strength to fail.
|line3=I'm the strongest ever!
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Rushing leads to mistakes.
|line3=Take your time!
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Strangers are scary!
|line3=Flee from their candy!
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Postcards aren't cards.
|line3=Weird.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Smiles are free.
|line3=But they're worth a lot.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Clouds have silver linings.
|line3=Why don't they sink?
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Keep a positive attitude...
|line3=Ignore the horror of it
|line4=all!
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=The high life is stressful.
|line3=Relax a little.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Cherry tomatoes are
|line2=great.
|line3=But how many are too
|line4=much?
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=You only get one first
|line2=chance.
|line4=Unless you have amnesia!
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=History? Written by
|line2=winners.
|line4=Message boards? Losers.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Housework before
|line2=homework.
|line4=Sleep before everything!
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=It hurts to think.
|line3=I try not to.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Don't make mountains out
|line2=of molehills.
|line4=It leads to angry moles.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Maybe is a good answer.
|line3=But not on a test.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=If you lose something big,
|line3=pretend pirates took it.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Raiding the fridge is bad.
|line3=Especially the neighbors'.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Can't say anything nice?
|line3=Write it down!
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Tired of studying? Stop!
|line3=Then go work as a carnie!
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Don't ask others to do
|line2=something you wouldn't.
|line3=MAKE them do it.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Exercise relieves stress.
|line3=Nothing relieves exercise.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Always carry extra
|line2=shorts.
|line4=Don't get me started!
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Don't sweat the small
|line2=stuff.
|line4=Perspiring is icky.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=A friend in need is a
|line2=friend indeed.
|line3=An enemy in need is
|line4=hilarious.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Bird, bird, bird.
|line3=Bird is the word.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Don't cry over spilt milk.
|line3=Unless you can cry milk.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=There's no "I" in team.
|line3=But there IS one in
|line4=traitor!
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Home is where the heart
|line2=is.
|line4=Home is the rib cage.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=An apple a day keeps the
|line2=doctor away.
|line3=An onion a day keeps
|line4=everyone away.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Milk is good for you.
|line3=Milk shakes, not so much.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=You catch more bees with
|line2=honey than with vinegar.
|line3=That's why honey makes a
|line4=poor facial moisturizer.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=You're as old as you feel.
|line3=I feel sick.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Fate has a fickle finger.
|line3=I have a pickle finger.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Find a penny, pick it up.
|line3=Waste of time, man.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Feed a fever, starve a
|line2=cold.
|line3=Lightly sup with rickets.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=When it rains, it pours.
|line3=Bring an umbrella.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=A little learning can't
|line2=hurt.
|line4=Except at Pain State.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Laughter is good medicine.
|line3=Burping is just rude.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=If getting there is half
|line2=the fun...
|line3=What happens if you turn
|line4=around halfway?
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Keep your friends close,
|line2=and your enemies closer.
|line3=And make sure everyone
|line4=uses lots of deodorant.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Winners never quit.
|line3=Quitters occasionally win.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=True love is forever.
|line3=The good kind of forever.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Ha ha ha.
|line2=Hee hee hee.
|line3=Oh, pitfalls,
|line4=I love thee.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Squeaky wheels gets
|line2=grease.
|line4=Greasy wheels are gross.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Money is the root of evil.
|line3=Dig! Dig! Dig!
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Birthdays come once a
|line2=year.
|line4=In-laws come all the time.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Genius is 1% inspiration
|line2=and 99% perspiration.
|line3=Genius smells terrible.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Blood is thicker than
|line2=water.
|line4=That's kinda gross.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Oompa pow pow.
|line3=Oompa oomp pow pow.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Give a man a fish,
|line2=and he'll eat for a day.
|line3=Give a fish a man,
|line4=and he'll eat for weeks!
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=You can kill two birds
|line2=with one stone.
|line3=Or you can watch them
|line4=and be much happier.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=It's darkest before dawn.
|line3=Sleep in.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=A bird in the hand...
|line3=Is really painful.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=It never hurts to ask.
|line3=Unless you ask for hurt.
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Easy come, easy go.
|line3=Am I coming or going?
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=Needle in a haystack?
|line3=Buy a new one! Sheesh!
}}
{{Letter
|top=*Message of the Week*
|line1=I want some electric
|line2=socks.
|line4=With stripes.
}}

==Event notices==
===Annoucements===
{{Letter
|line1=Happy New Year, my dear        
|line2=friends! If you need
|line3=anything in this new era,
|line4=please come visit my
|line5=humble shop!
|bottom=Tom Nook
}}
{{Letter
|top=- Notice -
|line1=The Fishing Tourney will
|line2=begin this coming Sunday!
|line3=Try to catch a big one!
}}
{{Letter
|top=- Notice -
|line1=The Fishing Tourney begins
|line2=tomorrow, and the winner
|line3=gets a sweet trophy!
|line4=Go to bed so you're ready
|line5=for the big day!
}}
{{Letter
|top=- Notice - 
|line1=This Sunday is the long-
|line2=awaited Bug-Off!
|line3=Get buggy with it!
}}
{{Letter
|top=- Notice -
|line1=Tomorrow is the Bug-Off!
|line2=The person with the
|line3=biggest bug gets a huge
|line4=trophy! Get your bug on!
}}
{{Letter
|top=- Notice - 
|line1=This Saturday is the Flea
|line2=Market! Why not show up? 
|line3=You might find something
|line4=nice... Like a flea!
|line5=Wah ha ha ha ha ha!!!
}}
{{Letter
|top=- Notice - 
|line1=The Flea Market is open
|line2=for business tomorrow!
|line3=Visit other folks' houses
|line4=and pick up gently used
|line5=items for dirt cheap!
}}
{{Letter
|top=- Notice -
|line1=Guess what this Saturday
|line2=is? It's La-Di-Day! 
|line3=Get the frog out of your
|line4=throat and start singin'!
}}
{{Letter
|top=- Notice -
|line1=Tomorrow is La-Di-Day!
|line2=The best and most melodic
|line3=song will become our new,
|line4=beloved town tune! 
|line5=P.S. No smooth jazz!!
}}
{{Letter
|top=- Notice - 
|line1=This Sunday is a very
|line2=special day... Yay Day!
|line3=Start thinking up those
|line4=compliments right now!
}}
{{Letter
|top=- Notice -
|line1=Tomorrow we celebrate 
|line2=kindness and happiness
|line3=with Yay Day! Break out
|line4=your best compliments and
|line5=let the sunshine in!
}}
{{Letter
|top=- Festival Notice -
|line1=The Flower Fest will begin
|line2=next Monday. Buy a
|line3=watering can and seeds
|line4=and get to work!
}}
{{Letter
|top=- Festival Notice -
|line1=Tomorrow, Monday, is the
|line2=start of our weeklong
|line3=Flower Fest! It's a chance
|line4=to brag about your mad
|line5=gardening skillz!
}}
{{Letter
|top=- Festival Notice -
|line1=The Flower Fest will
|line2=continue through next
|line3=Sunday. Please enjoy
|line4=the great gardens!
}}
{{Letter
|top=- Notice -
|line1=Fireworks Show!
|line2=Saturday!
|line3=7:00 p.m.!
|line4=Be there or else!
}}
{{Letter
|top=- Notice -
|line1=The Fireworks Show starts
|line2=right at 7:00 p.m.
|line3=tomorrow night! Whooo!
|line4=Don't miss it!
}}
{{Letter
|top=- Acorn Festival Notice -
|line1=The Acorn Festival starts
|line2=next Monday! Let's all go
|line3=find nature's most eerie
|line4=and mysterious of gifts...
|line5=THE MIGHTY ACORN!
}}
{{Letter
|top=- Acorn Festival Notice -
|line1=Starting tomorrow, we can
|line2=all enjoy the wonder that
|line3=is the acorn. And keep an
|line4=eye out for Cornimer!!
}}
{{Letter
|top=- Acorn Festival Notice -
|line1=The Acorn Festival will
|line2=continue until next
|line3=Monday. Get out there
|line4=and enjoy some acorn-
|bottom=picking good times!
}}
{{Letter
|top=- Bright Nights Notice -
|line1=Bright Nights will start
|line2=next Monday! Who will
|line3=win the treasured crown
|line4=of best light decorator?
}}
{{Letter
|top=- Bright Nights Notice -
|line1=Bright Nights will start
|line2=tomorrow! TOMORROW!
|line3=Get ready to decorate
|line4=those houses! C'mon,
|line5=do it! DO IT!
}}
{{Letter
|top=- Bright Nights Notice -
|line1=Bright Nights will continue
|line2=through next Monday!!
|line3=...Only with FUN can we
|line4=survive the harsh winter!
}}
{{Letter
|top=- Notice -
|line1=The countdown starts on
|line2=the morning of December
|line3=31st! Come to the plaza
|line4=and celebrate with all of
|line5=your friends!
}}
{{Letter
|top=- Notice -
|line1=Join us for the big
|line2=countdown to welcome
|line3=the new year. Each tick
|line4=of the clock is like a
|line5=lightning bolt of FUN!
}}
{{Letter
|top=- Happy Birthday - 
|line1=Today is <player>'s
|line2=birthday! <player>
|line3=is now one step closer
|line4=to being an adult.
|line5=Bring 'em a present!
}}
{{Letter
|top=- Happy Birthday - 
|line1=Happy B-day, <player>!
|line2=We hope that you'll stick
|line3=around for a long, long
|line4=time to come!
}}
{{Letter
|top=- Happy Birthday - 
|line1=Today is <player>'s
|line2=birthday! Take good care
|line3=of yourself and stay
|line4=sweet, <player>! 
|bottom=-Pelly
}}

===Results===
{{Letter
|top=~~Final Results~~
|line1=The winner of the
|line2=<month> <day> Fishing
|line3=Tourney is <villager/player>,
|line4=with a cool <size>-inch
|line5=<fish>!!
}}
{{Letter
|top=~~Final Results~~
|line1=The <month> <day>
|line2=Fishing Tourney MVP is
|line3=<villager/player>, who reeled
|line4=in a <size>-inch-long
|line5=<fish>!!
}}
{{Letter
|top=~~Final Results~~
|line1=The winner of the
|line2=<month> <day> Fishing
|line3=Tourney is <villager/player>,
|line4=who landed a <size>-inch
|line5=<fish>!!
}}
{{Letter
|top=~~Final Results~~
|line1=The biggest blossom of
|line2=the Spring Flower Fest
|line3=is <villager/player>'s garden!
|line4=Way to go!!
}}
{{Letter
|top=~~Final Results~~
|line1=May the green laurels of
|line2=Flower Fest victory rest
|line3=upon the roof of
|line4=<villager/player>'s garden!!
}}
{{Letter
|top=~~Final Results~~
|line1=The winner of the
|line2=<month> <day> Bug-Off
|line3=is <villager/player>, with an
|line4=amazing <size>-mm
|bottom=<bug>!
}}
{{Letter
|top=~~Final Results~~
|line1=The <month> <day> Bug-
|line2=Off winner is <villager/player>,
|line3=with a <size>-mm
|line4=<bug>!
}}
{{Letter
|top=~~Final Results~~
|line1=The MVP of the
|line2=<month> <day> Bug-Off
|line3=is <villager/player>, with an 
|line4=astounding <size>-mm
|line5=<bug>!!
}}
{{Letter
|top=~~Contest Results~~
|line1=The final results are in,
|line2=and the winner of the
|line3=Bright Nights is
|line4=<villager>!
}}
{{Letter
|top=~~Final Results~~
|line1=The most gorgeously
|line2=decorated house in town
|line3=belongs to <villager>!
|line4=You're the champ!!
}}

==Weather notices==
{{Letter
|top=- Weather Bulletin - 
|line1=Sticky, plentiful snow.
|line2=Ideal for snowman making.
|line3=Low temps will prevent
|line4=the lake from freezing.
}}
{{Letter
|top=- Cherry Blossom Watch -
|line1=Each day gets warmer...
|line2=Those buds are ready to
|line3=burst! April 1st will be
|line4=the best time to see!
}}
{{Letter
|top=- Weather Bulletin - 
|line1=Sunny, warm days through
|line2=the foreseeable future.
|line3=The rainy season should
|line4=strike by June.
}}
{{Letter
|top=- Weather Bulletin - 
|line1=This year's rainy season
|line2=will end by mid-July. 
|line3=After that, it gets hot,
|line4=hot, hot! Catch the rays!
}}
{{Letter
|top=- Weather Bulletin -
|line1=Come November, mornings
|line2=will start to cool down.
|line3=We might even see snow, 
|line4=so keep warm!
}}
{{Letter
|top=- Heavy Snow Warning - 
|line1=A big snowstorm will
|line2=arrive here tomorrow.
|line3=Please make sure to dress
|line4=warmly when you go out.
}}

==Tom Nook's store==
===Upgrades===
{{Letter
|top=~~Nook's Cranny News~~
|line1=Thanks to your kind
|line2=patronage, we're going to
|line3=expand! We'll be closed
|line4=<day of week> for
|line5=construction.
}}
{{Letter
|top=~~Nook 'N' Go News~~
|line1=We're expanding again...
|line2=Please excuse our mess!
|line3=Oh, and we will be closed
|line4=on <day of week>.
}}
{{Letter
|top=~~Nookway News~~
|line1=Make way for progress!
|line2=Nookway will be expanding
|line3=in our current location,
|line4=so the store is closed on
|line5=<day of week>.
}}
{{Letter
|top=~~Nook 'N' Go News~~
|line1=Come see our new store!
|line2=We're bigger and better
|line3=and ready to serve all
|line4=your consumer needs!
}}
{{Letter
|top=~~Nookway News~~
|line1=Welcome to our new
|line2=building! We're back with
|line3=service AND a smile, so
|line4=don't miss out on our
|line5=grand re-opening!
}}
{{Letter
|top=~~Nookington News~~
|line1=The grand opening of
|line2=Nookington's department
|line3=store is now under way!
|line4=Come, ye shoppers,
|line5=and be AMAZED!
}}

===Notices===
{{Letter
|top=~~Nook Notice!~~
|line1=There'll be a Point Special
|line2=on <Month> <Day>. You
|line3=get FIVE TIMES the normal
|line4=points! Buy! Buy! Buy!
}}
{{Letter
|top=~~Nook Notice~~
|line1=Our Point Special is
|line2=coming up on <month>
|line3=<day>! Come get five
|line4=times the points! Oh, my!
}}
{{Letter
|top=~~Dear Customers~~
|line1=Today, there will be a
|line2=special, one-time sale!
|line3=Everything half-price!
|line4=<time> p.m. sharp!
}}
{{Letter
|top=~~Dear Customers~~
|line1=Clearance sale today!
|line2=Everything half off!
|line3=<time> p.m. sharp!
}}
{{Letter
|top=~~Emergency Notice~~
|line1=Today we have a very
|line2=special item in stock!
|line3=The <spotlight item>!
|line4=Come and get it!
}}
{{Letter
|top=~~Emergency Notice~~
|line1=Faithful customers!
|line2=If you've ever wanted
|line3=the <spotlight item>,
|line4=now's your chance!
}}

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